A writer is not an ideal husband. Model needed: h/some, 70-90 yrs, blue eyes, expressive face, willing to pose for a portrait shot. Small fee + expenses. The actors are rehearsing in full costume (minus wigs and make up). I never make the same mistake twice. I usually make it three or four times. You can easily save a few dollars by switching the eggs from the regular and organic cartons, one by one.

Hen Veronica said that if she needs something written in Italian she’d call up.